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OMG, this is so amazing, Will Arnett and Amy Poehler.
Amy played Will’s wife in Arrested Development and they sat next to each other during the Golden Globes.
#I HAD NO IDEA THE GOLDEN GLOBE PLANNING COMMITTEE MUST BE BIG FANS OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!
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NO, IT’S COOL, I DON’T NEED HELP WITH MY GIANT FUCKING CART OR ANYTHING. IT’S NOT LIKE ARTHUR ONLY GAVE ME 12 HOURS TO PACK ON PAIN OF DEATH, WHICH HE UNDERLINED FOUR TIMES IN THE NOTE. DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO BUBBLE WRAP GOBLETS WITH THAT KIND OF ANXIETY. DUDE WOULDN’T EVEN LET ME TAKE A HORSE. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW I JACKED EVERY FLOWER POT IN THE CASTLE. NOTHING WILL EVER SMELL NICE AGAIN. BUT WHATEVER, JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK WOUNDED, SCARFY. YOU’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE FINDS OUT ABOUT THE MAGIX. BET YOU WON’T EVEN GET A CART.
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I DON’T KNOW, YOU KNOW? IT’S LIKE, PLEASE GOD, NO MORE RAIN, RIGHT? I MEAN, I COULD TRAVEL AROUND WITH A POCKET FLATIRON FOR MY BANGS, AND OBVIOUSLY A NICE HOODED JACKET IS A MUST, BUT MY HAIR STILL ALWAYS LOOKS TERRIBLE BY MID-AFTERNOON. I’M PRETTY SURE WE’VE ALL GOT A BOTTLE OF ROOT LIFTER AT HOME, AND THAT’S SORT OF HELPFUL. I USE GIOVANNI ORGANICS BECAUSE THEY DON’T TEST ON MY FRIENDS, BUT IT’S JUST LIKE, HOW MUCH TIME CAN I SPEND UPSIDE DOWN BLOW DRYING MY HAIR BEFORE I PASS OUT, AND DOES IT REALLY PROVIDE THE VOLUME I WANT AFTER A DAY OF RUNNING ERRANDS IN A MONSOON? SOMETIMES I JUST TOSS IT UP IN A LOOSE BUN OR A TOPKNOT AND THAT’S PRETTY CONVENIENT, BUT I DON’T WANT TO GO TO MEETINGS WITH CLIENTS LOOKING LIKE I JUST STEPPED OUT OF CARDIO BALLET.
IT’S JUST SO FRUSTRATING. THEY SHOULD JUST GIVE US ALL OF APRIL OFF WORK.
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
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We have a lot of catching up to do.
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